New Year’s Resolutions Made By Dogs :
1. I will try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
2. I will circulate a petition that “Leg Humping” be a juried competition in major dog shows.
3. I will always scoot before licking.
4. I will kill the sock this year. Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
5. I will not chase the stick unless I see it leave his hand.
6. I will take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
7. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
8. I will remember where I bury each and every treasure.
posted by Unknown at 12:40 AM
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